Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Beth needs to go back to school
(oh please let me leave first)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Beth looks like Gambit from X-men
(mmmm gambit.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Beth says my milkshake brings all the boys
(haha.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Beth wants you.
(this is getting dirty)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Beth does not get enough love at home.
(untrue!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Beth hates breaking up.
(true. )

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Beth asks: you say you want a resolution?
(is that... like a revolution?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Beth goes to India.
(Yay!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: Beth likes to touch herself.
(Back to the pR0n answers from youtube)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Beth eats local.
(whenever i can)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
A: Beth wears a chair.
(can't figure out how that would work. I assume it involves alcohol)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Beth was arrested for her part in a protest against nuclear weapons.
(yay me!)

Q: Type in "[your name] dances" in Google search.
A: Beth dances to a different djembe.
(nice.)